They Walk Among Us!! …..
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center.
One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open.
I told him, “The number you dialed is open
24 hours a day, 7 days a week.”
He responded, “Is that Eastern or Pacific time?”
Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, “Uh, Pacific.”
They Walk Among Us! …..
My friends and I went out to buy beer and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%.
Since it was a big party, we bought two cases.
The cashier multiplied two times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.
They Walk Among Us! …..
I couldn’t find my luggage at the airport baggage area,
so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.
She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional, and I was in good hands.
“Now,” she asked me, “has your plane arrived yet?”
So I replied, “No Ma’am, The Pilot told us we’re circling the airport, 3rd in line to land” …..
They Walk Among Us! …..
While working at a pizza place, I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go.
He appeared to be alone, and the cook asked him
if he would like it cut into four pieces or six..
He thought about it for some time before responding.
“Just cut it into four pieces.
I don’t think I’m hungry enough to eat six pieces.”
Yep, they walk among us…. bless their hearts!
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